Octoberfest Barbie

OctoberfestBarbieIf you like beer and you like barbies I guess this is the thing for you.  Furthermore, anything that encourages children to drink is excellent.  I mean why wouldn’t we want one of the biggest role models for America’s young girls to endorse a beer swigging hullabaloo.  Price Tag $38.88

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Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas SDCC Jack Skellington Othello Doll (18 Inch)

JackThere’s nothing cooler than Nightmare Before Christmas swag, Nuff Said. Get your hands on this for a mere $41.99.

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Nascar Barbie

NascarBarbieFinally, if barbie wasn’t white trash enough already, get your Nascar Barbie.  Cleverly marketed towards the tons of 3- 9 year old girls who love Barbies and Nascar.  They must have sold at least 8 of these things.  Price Tag: $25.99

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